What's with the banana?



Nothing. It was yellow and it was there.

Why I do this


I need money.




How I work


You want photos? You email me. I email you back. We sus out your photo needs and whether we like each other's vibe. Then we meet somewhere and I take copious amounts of photos and try not break a hip. In the midst of all the mayhem, we will have some interesting conversations and hopefully much laughter and whimsical nonsense.

Fun Facts about me



  1. Pretty much hate AI with a fiery burning passion. (If you also hate AI, we will most definitely get along and you should definitely call me.
  2. I have a masters degree in opera performance (lol).
  3. Love to paint tiny paintings with watercolor.
  4. Love tiny things in general--especially if it's a tiny cup.
  5. Bought my first camera in 2020 during the pandemic and decided I love photography (this might work in your favor)
  6. The answer for "Why I Do This " was a joke placeholder for the template question. But it's not untrue so I'm leaving it.
Can't wait to meet you
(if you also hate AI)

 

Ready to take some epic photos?

Wow. These template headers are crazy lol.

They don't have to be epic photos. No pressure.

 

Contact Me